Recall Notice

Got this in an email from my sister, and thought it was great.

The Maker  of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of  make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of  the heart.  This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units  code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all  subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential  Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily  expressed.
Some of  the symptoms include:
         1. Loss of direction
         2. Foul vocal emissions
         3. Amnesia of origin
         4. Lack of peace and joy
         5. Selfish or violent behavior
         6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
         7. Fearfulness
         8. Idolatry
         9. Rebellion
The  Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing  factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this  defect.
The Repair  Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the  staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee  required.
The number  to call for repair in all areas  is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once  connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.  Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart  component.
No matter  how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
         1. Love
         2. Joy
         3. Peace
         4. Patience
         5. Kindness
         6. Goodness
         7. Faithfulness
         8. Gentleness
         9. Self control
Please see  the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)  for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING:  Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any  manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous  to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free  emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER:  The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be  scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so  as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
P.S.  Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall  notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!

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